freshprlncess:

food-vacuum:

how does phone sex end?

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(Source: foodvacuum, via kixxinq)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via ruinedchildhood)

christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3

(via officialwhitegirls)

jackblogguy:

when he tells you to swallow but you were gonna spit

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Oh Lorde 😝

(via rain-force)